Philip Labes - Reasons to Never Date Again

join my Patreon for more music: LYRICS I just went out on a date that turned out not to be a date just a solo dinner where you’re increasingly late I call you and you say you wrote a text that you forgot to send I just smile and say goodnight and swear I’ll never date again picking clothes is such a chore I never know what I should wear am I too assertive if I wear that special underwear I clean my room and water my plants in case they spend the night and then I come home drunk and alone more reasons to never date again i thought that modern dating would get easier with time I’d have good communication and not have to read your mind I think that even Sisyphus would hate his uphill climb I’m not sure that Tinder was what Darwin had in mind Message in your inbox with the same joke I’ve told a million times Timing out your texts to match the tempo of your last reply I could play these games or skip the middleman and