Alternative Ulster - FREE BEER TOMORROW

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “A local pub hung an ad They’ll have free beer tomorrow when I returned the next day so glad I only found a jug of sorrow It was like a lying priest’s promise Of eternal bliss up in heaven If only you pay him and obey him And avoid the deadly seven Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow he said, Today you’ll just have to pay, So get it through your thick Mick head, And come back another day. As I toed his tarnished brass rail My thirst driving me quite mad The barkeep’s cash in advance demand Rendered me oh so sad And when I pointed at the sign He laughed right in my face You’re too dumb to drink beer here Get the fuck out of my place Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow he said, Today you’ll just have to pay, Did yer mammie drop you on your head, Piss off he laughed his voice so gay. The concept left me quite confused Why on this day must I pay The evil barkeep was too amused As he told me be on my way But kind sir, it’s free beer that I seek, So, please will you answer me this, Upon exactly what day of the week, Shall I return to find my bliss? Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow he cried, Can’t you read the damn sign, So sad I sighed, your sign has lied, This shall be no pub of mine. from POG MO THOIN, released February 11, 2018“