ALTERNATIVE ULSTER - DRUNKEN ENGLISH PUNK

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “You think you’re clever when you’re drunk, but you’re just another kilted punk. You’re not half as good as you think you are, You’ll never be a punk rock star. There is a universal curse, thinking you’re smart makes things worse. There’s a universal rule of thumb, that life is harder when you’re dumb. You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning, the skull on the bottle should have been a warning. You’re well past the pint of no return, but just one more jar is all you yearn. You think you’re clever when you’re drunk, but you’re just another kilted punk. You’re not half as good as you think you are, You’ll never be a punk rock star. The power of Christ compels you, but you listen to what Satan tells you. Can’t cast him away from your ear, So have yet another shot and beer. Bring me the head of the English Rose, I’ll pluck out his eyes and cut off his nose, Kick in his teeth and rip out his tongue, You cannot unring a bell that’s been rung. You think you’re clever when you’re drunk, but you’re just another kilted punk. You’re not half as good as you think you are, You’ll never be a punk rock star. from CRAIC AGUS CEOL, released March 9, 2019“