ALTERNATIVE ULSTER - SWINE BEFORE PEARLS

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “from CRAIC AGUS CEOL, released March 9, 2019 I’m down at the pub, With all of my girls, There’s so many hounds, Swine before pearls. They’re good for a laugh And to buy us a round, But within these four walls True love won’t be found. You praise my eyes, But stare at my ass, I already know I’m a fine Irish lass You feed me lines, We’ve all heard before, You think you’re so clever, But you’re just a bore So buy me a drink, Ask me to dance, Play your cards right, You might have a chance. I really need someone Who’s probably not you, you’re the pick of this litter tonight you may do You may have a seat Keep your hands to yourself Tell me how much you bench And about all your wealth So buy me a pint and buy me a shot Don’t tell me you love me But tell me I’m hot I really do care You’re an ex football star Talk of your exploits Will take you so far But when you lean in Try to give me a kiss Your breath stinks of whiskey Enough of this So just one more drink, And no I won’t dance, Didn’t play your cards right, You blew your last chance. I really need someone Who’s definitely not you, you’re the runt of this litter And you’ll never do Your dime store cologne Makes you smell like a whore You’ve been talking for hours You’re such a damn bore As I get up to leave, You beg “baby please” I’ll slap your face silly If you call me a tease“