Sum Ting Wong - Wi Tu Lo - Ho Lee Fuk - Bang Ding Ow

(Gawker) Bay Area news station KTVU just reported that the pilots of Asiana’s disastrous flight 214 were the crack team of “Sum Ting Wong,“ “Wi Tu Lo,“ “Ho Lee Fuk,“ and “Bang Ding Ow.“ Despite the names obviously being just a bunch of racist jokes, KTVU, which has since apologized for the report, says in a statement given to Gawker—and read on the air—that an NTSB official confirmed the names to them earlier today.