Shabazz Napier 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

The “Shabazzle-Dazzle“ nickname for Shabazz Napier is overplayed, in my opinion. And since I am the world’s foremost expert on NBA player nicknames (having coined a large percentage of the total nicknames in circulation myself), my opinion is basically fact. I am going to use my domain-specific knowledge here to throw my weight around a bit and unilaterally decree a new nickname for Napier, and you’ll be really proud of me, because this new nickname doesn’t even make a reference to the fact that LeBron James drafted Napier for the Heat and then left the Heat because Napier sucked: “Shazabb!“ Damn, that’s such a good nickname that I feel like explaining it any further will just ruin it. Like a punchline to a good joke, it works best if left to sit out in the air after it’s said: “Shazabb...“ Basically, it’s an homage to the 2019 blockbuster hit Shazam!, a movie that I don’t know the plot of. I also don’t know who acted in it. I’m not even sure what filmographic genre it falls under or whether or not it succ
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