Sh*t Lindy Hoppers Say

[DISCLAIMER] This is satire, folks. I don’t know anyone who’s slept with all the leads at a dance, I think your triple-steps are faboo, and my Aris Allens are holding up quite nicely, thank you very much. Speaking of which, we like those guys, so you should buy their lovely shoes at [/DISCLAIMER] Pretty soon, we’ll have a “Sh*t People Say“ video for every man, woman and child on the planet, as well as their internet alter-egos. But the lindy hoppers have spoken, and we have answered.