Scouse accent troubles

People say whaaat?! Yep - all the time. People say: “What,“ to me a lot. Open your EARS :D. It´s not that hard! Scouse is the accent of Liverpool. The dodgy “American“ accent I’m trying to do is symbolic of all people from every nation who have asked me these questions. Yes, really. Thankfully, a lot of people are very nice about the way I speak. Long live diversity.