My thoughts on the Splatoon 3 Reveal

y’all asked for it. emphasizing that this is VERY speculative, as in, i dont have a lot of faith in much of i’ve said in here. still, fun to speculate! I honestly cant take credit for all the theories and ideas in here! big thanks to @monicracar bringing the “it’s not Paris“ speculation stuff to my attention and for providing a translation! EDIT: Some important observations from the comments I’d like to address: 1. About the city in the background of the train scene, I simply assumed this was Splatsville, but man I would LOVE to be proven wrong about that! Some people are speculating that it’s a city of order. I wanna keep my expectations low and being able to travel between 2 cities sound almost too good to be true, but what if... 2. Some have mentioned that there’s a pyramid in front of the Louvre and I’m gonna be honest, I straight up forgot the Louvre is a thing that exists. I never intended to rule out the possibility of this being far future France, but thi