Foot-the-ball Wizards - Music with Electric Rocks In

This isn’t fantasy football... I’ve travelled round the Discworld I thought I’d seen it all Til those crazy Ankh-Morporkians Invented foot-the-ball You ain’t seen nothing like it From Uberwald to Krull Those fat aging wizards Sure kick a mean football! Their shorts are long and baggy And a little bit obscene They love a dirty tackle Just ask Glenda Sugerbean There is no substitution Not many rules at all Those fat aging wizards Sure kick a mean football They’re foot the ball wizards They shoot when they should pass The orang-utan goalie’s got Such a hairy arse Why do you think they do it? I don’t know I’m not sure they should! If they punch you in the gonads You’d better call handball Even if you think they’re crazy They don’t care at all They’re red-faced and they’re wheezing They’ll run until they fall Those fat aging wizards Sure kick