Dune 2000 - House Atreides - Long Live the Fighters

Combined Mission Briefings of House Atreides .. from the computer game “Dune 2000“. As a faction the Atreides are quite efficient .. but really .. they are so .. pretentious in their peculiar claims to righteousness it is annoying. And really .. their Mentat ... have they any idea of the difficulty of cleaning half digested soy-food and bile from between the keys on my keyboard.