Supreme Verdict: The Rap

Verdict Sleeves! The Verdict Playmat! Verdict Hoodie Available Now! Announcing a Patreon! An anthem for the greatest sweeper of all time. LYRICS: I’m a control guy, control’s what I play It doesn’t matter the format or even the time of day I play counters and sweepers, that’s all and it’s glorious Doctor checked my blood type and said “damn—it’s Azorius” Attempted spells ten, resolved spells zero I got more counters than that one middle aisle at Home Depot And if you get past my counters and think you’re in the clear Every turn four baby all that you’re gonna hear’s Supreme Verdict Got a board of zombies pumped with a Reaper? I do not stress, I just cast a sweeper Anything in life that I find concerning I do not address,
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