Muffin Top Rap by Erin Keaney

Embrace your mother load, ladies. Bounce carbohydrates, bounce. Lyrics: For two pregnancies I grew to be huge then the baby weight I chose to lose. One day in the morning something made me stop Naked in the mirror was my muffin top. Eww I could crunch in the morning noon and night nothing’s gonna make this area tight. So today is the day that I pronounce. Here is my muffin top now watch it bounce. Bounce carbohydrate bounce. My muffin top Bounce Carbohydrate Bounce. I won’t go for surgery.I won’t get cut. Cuz the best part of muffins ain’t the muffin butt. Muffins are like cupcakes just without icing, So ladies don“t shy your homemade treat is enticing . The next time you wave your hands in the air, don“t be shy, let it fly there’s no need to be scared. You muffin top just wants to come out There’s nothing wrong sing this song then start to shout Bounce Carbohydrate Bounce My muffin Top