oi bruv

mate, i just got my fuckin’ hair cut in gillingham because my car is getting the fucking glass what the fuck look at my look like a fuckin’ hedgehog at this shit. This woman was bragging to me that she has been a hairdresser for fuckin’ 30 years bruv what is she talking about? 30 fucking years look at me I look like a god damn fucking hedgehog I asked for a skin fade does that look like a skin fade bruv there’s still hair you see there is hair there that’s not a skin fade bruv that’s just fuckin’ that’s a fucking hair fade bruv she was telling me she has been a hairdresser for 40 years well you’re shit you’re fucking shit you made me look like a hedgehog you do not get your haircut in gillingham they’re shit at the state of that what the fuck am I meant to do? So now I gotta walk around and i’ll tell you what I look like a god damn bellend. Didn’t even do my eyebrows didn’t shape it I said to her can you dry it and make my hair look it looks dried dried and styled you wax it back and make it look dried. ’oh yeah yeah yeah I know that I know what to do’ and then she’s like ’oh we dont have any hair gel, we don’t have any wax’ you call yourself a fucking hairdressers when you got no god damn hairgel or wax? bruv you should be fired on the spot bruv I look like a fucking might might aswell sit here all fucking day into the public ’cos I look like a god damn fucking hedgehog they wouldn’t notice the fucking difference you little dickhead