Momus: Ultra-Loyal Sheepdog

I’m your ultra-loyal sheepdog Come on, bear, let’s go for a walk Let’s chase people, let’s not stop Let’s bite people, watch them drop As your foe, I will blur As I lunge for the jugular But on your side I go the whole hog I’m your ultra-loyal sheepdog Don’t be a bore with feet of clay Don’t sit staring at a screen all day As a bear you must bite Be my friend I’ll see you right Come on, bear, I need to pee Let’s be rude to the people we see Let’s put a great big strawberry shit On the bench where people