Dumb robber falls into recycling bin during escape

Police in Ohio headed to the scene of a reported burglary at a bank, expecting to find a perp who scored at least a 1 out of 10 on the competency scale. This did not materialize when said perp, trying to perform a Tom Cruise-esque getaway, ended up trapping himself in a recycling bin. His resigned ‘Oh f***’ sums the situation up nicely. If this were a movie, it would star Danny DeVito as the hapless robber, and several talking dogs as the cops. Sadly, the best title we could come up with was ‘Bin Cops’ which is terrible, so you’re on your own there.