Spooky Slice - FFXIV Parody Song by JoCat

by popular demand BIG thanks to Luke Allen-Gale for the voice cameo! Lyrics: I was browsing in the markets late one night When my eyes beheld an edgy sight For a stylish dame with a commanding strut Had offered to teach me a new way to cut (She did the slice) She did the Spooky Slice (The Spooky Slash) Now her swings have some spice! (She did the slice) was just her soul that’s the price (She did the slice) She did the Spooky Slice From the northern snowfront of Ilsabard The land was cold and the people scarred They sought the void with a daring act And empowered themselves with a devious pact (they did the slice) they did the Spooky Slice (The Spooky Slice) Now their swings have some spice! (they did the slice) Was just their soul that’s the price (they did the slice) They did the Spooky Slice The glamour wasn’t very cheap But now we are in too deep With this tailored cloak and boots, Now we are ready to Reap