Let’s Gripe about Writing (Part 1/3)

In part one of this three part series on writing, we learn the most important element of all writing: falsely purporting expertise for the sake of marketing. Upon this mountain of lies we shall heap the corpses of our sullied dreams, building a fetid, ever-expanding foundation for this - our dark retreat. Grim cave of ill report, burgeoning only in response to the passing evils of humility and hope, as we hibernate in its shadowy embrace. Here, we begin, preparing for our career in Hollywood. But any amateur can do that. Look for part two, where we will find the first steps to greatness, where it has always been: in our pants. Facebook: Twitter: Tumblr: Music by order of appearance: Isaac Hayes - The Look of Love Fleetwood Mac - Dreams Bob Seger - Night Moves Clips by order of appearance: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest The Maltese Falcon Doctor Zhivago True Grit Great Expectations Space Jam