Count Binface vows to rename London Bridge after Phoebe Waller-Bridge if elected mayor

Count Binface has vowed to rename London Bridge after Phoebe Waller-Bridge if he wins May’s mayoral election. His other flagship policies for the capital including price capping croissants at £ and granting grade-one listed status to Claudia Winkleman’s fringe. The self-described intergalactic space warrior running in London’s election, who says he is 5,072 years old in Earth years, has also pledged to make Thames Water bosses “take a dip” in the river. The Count, who previously ran to be mayor in 2021, has hinted that he may stand in Rishi Sunak’s seat in North Yorkshire in the general election. Watch more on Independent TV: Click here to subscribe to The Independent: About The Independent: Making Change Happen. The Independent is the world’s most free-thinking newsbrand, providing global news, commentary and analysis for the independently-minded. Connect