POSTAL: The Movie “Review“ - Cinematic “Masterpiece“

please don’t box me Uwe Boll, I said the movie is good! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ friends in video! 🦺Alan - @retrometr0 🦟Meat - ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ good music - stupid tweets - terrible Instagram - ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Chapters: 0:00 - He’s back... again! 0:08 - Introduction 3:09 - The “Review“ 27:52 - Conclusion 29:50 - Credits ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Music Used (In Order of Appearance) Kikiyama - Witch Flight (Yume Nikki OST) Heaven Pierce Her - Versus (Ultrakill OST) Koji Kondo - Show Theme (Super Mario 3D World OST) Patrick Jones - Postal III Theme (Postal III OST) Shawn Lee - Panty Raid (Bully OST) Meganeko 0 The Cyber Grind (Ultrakill OST) Atlus - Offstage (Go Go Hypergrind OST) Shoji Meguro - Have A Short Rest (Persona 5 OST) Codasound - Henesys (MapleStory (Classic) OST) Akira Yamaoka - Black Fairy [In-Game Version] (Silent Hill 2 OST) Kavinsky - Nightcall Dion - Wanderer Kikiyama - Number World (Yume Nikki OST) KCE Sound Team Japan - Encounter (Metal Gear Solid OST) Bobby Cole - Trance Music for Racing Game Analogik - Main Menu Theme (Battleblock Theater OST) Shawn Lee - Walking Theme (Bully OST) beatMario - Night of Nights (Flowering Nights Remix) Akira Yamaoka - Love Psalm (Silent Hill 2 OST) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Update: ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Postal is a 2007 action comedy film co-written and directed by Uwe Boll, and starring Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Jackie Tohn, J.K. Simmons, Verne Troyer, Larry Thomas, David Huddleston and Seymour Cassel. Like the majority of Boll’s previous films, Postal is a film adaptation of a video game, in this case, Postal, though this film draws more heavily from the video game’s sequel, Postal 2. Also like Boll’s predecessors, it was a critical and commercial failure, grossing less than 1% of its budget. In the town of Paradise, Arizona (a ghost town in real life), where the volatile Postal Dude, after being mocked at a job interview, kicked out of his local unemployment office and discovering that his morbidly obese wife is cheating on him with various and skinny townsmen, is more than a little angry and is desperate to get enough cash to finally leave his dead-end town. He decides to team up with his Uncle Dave, a slovenly con artist turned doomsday cult leader who owes the US government over a million dollars in back-taxes. With the help of Uncle Dave’s right-hand man Richie and an army of big-breasted, scantily clad cult members, the Dude devises a plan to hijack a shipment of 2,000 Krotchy Dolls, a rare, sought-after plush toy resembling a giant scrotum. Uncle Dave plans to sell them online, where their prices have reached as high as $4,000 a doll. #Postal #Movie #Review