EMT Says No. The forbidden artichoke

get it. It’s pretty, it’s ornate…it has a little base. Laur, that is literally a porcelain nightmare. If anyone tries doing that, they are risking turning one bad idea into many broken, shattered bad ideas. If I show up on scene and it looks like someone smashed a dinner plate in your bed, I’m not going to be happy, and I’m not happy, when I’m not happy. All I can do is try to control the bleeding as I listen to whatever made up story that you are selling, that I’m not buyin. Please don’t trust the forbidden artichoke, and please….don’t meet me like this. This has been a Badge502 PSA.