Congresswoman Demonstrates ’Worst Parking Job Ever’

Abandon all hope, ye who happen to park anywhere near geometrically challenged-motorist Eleanor Holmes Norton. An HOH tipster watched in horror Wednesday as the 77-year-old D.C. delegate awkwardly forced her way into a wide-open spot in the carefully controlled corridor of New Jersey Avenue Northeast sandwiched between the Longworth and Cannon House Office buildings. “If she parks like that she should not be a member of Congress anymore,” one mystified observer — who wisely recorded more than a minute of