The Metalocalypse Prophecy

Ishnifus Meaddle, voiced by Werner Herzog, narrates the prophecy in this special feature found in the Season 4 Blu-Ray “As the prophecy foretold, they licked their wounds and returned from the air to the earth.“ “And the harvest it dried and withered, and the sun did cease to shine, and the hour of forbodement was upon.“ “And our home was pillaged to bring forth the dark soul.“ “And the death song of the man who stands behind the shadows began.“ “Go into the water, live there, die there.“ “And they returned to the darkest depths, to sink even lower.“ “I’ve been looking forward to this moment for some time. I’m Ishnifus Meaddle, the high holy priest of the Church of the Black Klok. We’re only given glimpses into the prophecy, no one can see the whole picture. Not even we know how it ends. “What you must understand is that the Metalocalypse is moving forward. These events have been foreseen. The death of a religious figure by the Godless Half-Man set the clock to lurch forward.“ “That five souls would come to shepherd us through the darkest times known.“