Cranford Nix - Would You Fuck Me In The Toilet?

a new cranford nix song i found on a live video of his band Semi Precious Gems and i wanted to put it on my itunes so i made a mp3 and i figured id put it up since the shitty labeling of the live videos makes it hard to stumble onto and don’t have many views and this is a fuckin great song and the quality is as good as a lot of his songs that were “proper versions“ or whatever, i dunno here’s the original video - and in this electric live version which is only other i’ve found he says the song title - and I did a cover version of it here - Here’s the lyrics as far as I can figure them out: VERSE 1: well would you fuck me in the toilet would you fuck me in your car would you take me and my buddies to eat and then take us to the bar would you visit me in prison could i video tape us havin sex well i aint got no money and I’m an emotional wreck CHORUS: oh then i’ll know how much you like me then I’ll know how much you like me VERSE 2: would you give me heroin for christmas valium on valentine’s day would you fuck me when I’m dope sick and then would you go away would you buy me some cigarettes would you buy me a room well i wish you’d change your hair baby wish you’d change your perfume VERSE 3: could I nod out at our wedding cuz I nodded out at your prom your dad wants to kick my ass I’m gettin death threats from your mom