The Fold - Every Band in the . (parody)

SOOOOO TRUEEEE :))) I hopped in the van at 6 AM With a dream and my closest friends Welcome to the land of the skinny jeans Then the fifteen passenger van I’m pulling up to a brand new city I meet a kid in a purple deep V He said he used to listen to me Everybody seems so creepy Step out the van and I’m feelin’ kinda homesick Too much fluorescent and I’m nervous When the first band takes the stage Wearin’ super shoes and some fresh tattoos And everything was Autotune And everything was Autotuuune So I put my pants on They’re a little too tight But I think it’s gonna be OK I’m noddin’ my head like yeah I’m tapping my toes like yeah It’s not a bad song But the track’s too loud And the drummer doesn’t really play Yeah, it’s every band in the USA Yeah, it’s every band in the USA So we hop on the stage at 9 PM And turn our amps up loud They’re like “Who’s this man playing guitar riffs? They gotta be from out of town“ I’m singing loud but the crowd’s talking over me This definitely ain’t a Chi-town party Cause everybody’s wearing neon Looking for somebody to creep on We huddle up and figure out a cover we can play I rip a fart ’cause I’m nervous Then I turn to the crowd and ask if they Wanna hear a Miley Cyrus song A Miley Cyrus song Everybody sang along So I put my hands up We’re playing that song The butterflies fly away I’m moving my hips like yeah I put my hands up They’re playing my song And I know it’s gonna be OK Yeah, it’s a party in the USA Yeah, it’s a party in the USA Glamour Kills won’t sponsor us So All Time Low won’t tour with us But something keeps us on that stage A Miley Cyrus cover is all the rage So I put my hands up They’re playing my song The butterflies fly away I’m ba