A Guy’s Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?“ The Princess said NO and the Prince lived happily ever after. And he rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted fished when ever the fuck he wanted. And went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and snorted cocaine of striper’s asses and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and