Idiot thieves drag ATM along highway

A group of thieves have been caught on camera doing some Wacky Races cosplay during an attempted ATM theft in Oakland, California. After successfully nabbing the ATM from a Bank of America branch, the group tied it to the back of their van with a rope – and did nothing else. Thus, the ATM was dragged along the road at full speed, sending sparks flying and ruining their crappy attempts to remain inconspicuous. Police say they’ve arrested one suspect but are still looking for the others. Gee, if only their vehicle had any distinguishing features.