Biggus Dickus, Dubbed in Latin

Uxōrem habet, scītisne. Joke names: Longus Cattus: long cat (just a funny plausible praenomen and nomen that I saw in a meme post, also mimicks “Longinus Panthera“, one of Jesus’ legendary fathers, quite well) Stultillus Verpinus: silly dick (just a funny name like Sillius Soddus) Erectus Muto: erect cock (it was hard to translate Biggus Dickus in a funny way. Hope I did well!) Agripipinna: farm willy, farm pee-pee (from agri ’farm’s’ and pipinna ’willy, pee-pee“. A pun on Agrippina, which just means “rela