Who is the Best Animatronic to Smooch? (The Fnaf Smooch & Bite Guide)

Don’t lie, you’re curious. In a franchise focused largely on scary robots with garish mouths chomping in your face, it’s no surprise that you might wonder what it would be like to smooch them. Well, look no further! Today we will be breaking down your favorite animatronics, their bites, their personalities, and we will whittle down who indeed have the best kisses and who is the best animatronic to smooch. This is the Fnaf Smooching Guide! Pray for me. Thumbnail and additional art used in video were made by @theooftroop ! Music: Funiculi Holiday - Pizza Tower Toy Chica’s High School Days Theme Cemetery Clown - Sir Cubworth Dialtown Theme - Nathan Hanover A Slice and a Scoop - Pizzeria Simulator Dialtown Downtown - Nathan Hanover In the Garden - Godmode Sharp Edges - Day 4 - Dayshift at Freddy’s Ost Legal Woes - Pizzeria Simulator 0:00 A Quick Disclaimer 0:21 The Most Important Question 1:05 How the Ranking Works 2:18 Freddy Fazbear 3:31 Bonnie 4:15 Chica 5:19 Foxy 6:36 Golden Freddy 8:25 Toy Freddy 10:05 Toy Bonnie 11:08 Toy Chica 12:25 Mangle 13:41 Balloon Boy 15:08 Marionette 16:22 Withered Bonnie 17:15 Withered Chica 18:23 Withered Freddy 19:47 Withered Foxy 21:03 JJ 21:47 Phantom Animatronics 22:15 Springtrap 23:33 Nightmare Freddy 24:27 Freddles 25:02 Nightmare Bonnie 25:30 Nightmare Chica 25:50 Nightmare Foxy 26:20 Nightmare Fredbear (& Fredbear) 26:50 Nightmare 27:34 Jack-O-Chica and Jack-O-Bonnie 27:48 Nightmarionne 28:45 Plushtrap 30:00 Nightmare Balloon Boy 31:18 Virtua-Freddy 31:57 Old Man Consequences 32:16 Circus Baby 34:07 Ballora 35:41 Funtime Foxy 36:36 Funtime Freddy 38:10 Bon-Bon 39:02 Bonnet 39:29 Minireenas 40:47 Bidybabs & Electrobab 42:10 Lolbit 42:37 Yenndo 43:54 Ennard 45:34 Helpy 46:48 Trash and the Gang 47:50 Happy Frog 48:52 Pigpatch 49:30 Nedd Bear 50:12 Mr. Hippo 50:47 Orville Elephant 51:14 Rockstar Freddy 52:32 Rockstar Bonnie 53:17 Rockstar Chica 54:08 Rockstar Foxy 54:50 Music Man 56:21 El Chip 57:18 Funtime Chica 58:18 Candy Cadet 59:21 Scrap Baby 1:01:14 Molten Freddy 1:02:22 Scraptrap 1:03:32 Lefty 1:05:22: Dreadbear 1:07:00 Grimm Foxy 1:07:45 Captain Foxy 1:09:10 Glitchtrap 1:10:01 Vanny 1:10:20 Glamrock Freddy 1:11:40 Glamrock Chica 1:13:13 Monty Gator 1:14:12 Roxanne Wolf 1:15:51 Sun 1:17:45 Moon 1:18:34 DJ Music Man 1:20:00 Lil Music Man 1:21:00 Burntrap 1:22:30 Blob 1:24:51 Michael Afton 1:25:30 Final Ranking