Miscellaneous Myths: Pygmalion and Galatea

Hey, any of you ever wanted a girlfriend? Statistically speaking, more than half of you just thought “yes“, and a non-trivial percentage probably even went so far as to think “HECK yes.“ Well, this is the story of one brave pioneer who, rather than waiting for Miss Right to find him, decided to speed up the process by MAKING her! Don’t go getting any ideas, though - I’m afraid our boy didn’t quite think this through in advance. MERCH LINKS: Shirts - All the other stuff -