AZ Fell & Co Answerphone Message

“Hello. You’ve reached the answering service for Mr A Z Fell. I’m not here at the moment... well I am -- that’s how I’m recording this. But I won’t be in when you call (unless I am, in which case I’d have answered the telephone, probably, so please disregard this message). If you’re calling about a book, I’m afraid I’ve already sold it. Or it isn’t for sale, for various complicated reasons that would take far too long to explain right now. In fact, I’m not precisely sure how you came by this number. I’d be most obliged if you forgot it. If you wish to sell a book to me, please leave brief details after the little bingley noise and, if my interest is piqued, I’ll most likely contact you. If this is you, Crowley, use the other number. Thank you.“