TBBT S02E05 The Euclid Alternative (Sheldon at DMV)

Sheldon applying for driver’s license The Big Bang Theory Sheldon’s been taken to the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) to get a learning permit. Penny (P) Sheldon (S) Howard (H) Inspector (I) S: I still ain’t see why I need a driver’s license. Albert Einstein never had a driver’s license. H: Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn’t make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour. P: Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts… You know, I gotta ask: why didn’t you just get a license at 16 like everybody else? S: I was otherwise engaged. P: Doing what? S: Examining perturberted amplitudes in N equal (=) 4 supersymmetric theories, leading to a reexamination of the ultraviolet properties multiloop in N equal 8 supergravity, using modern twistor theories. P: Well… How about when you were 17? I (to a woman): Take this at the testing area, put your name at the top, sign at the bottom, answer the questions and bring it back. Next! Sheldon’s approach