“Двенадцать стульев” в переводе. The Twelve Chares translated in English (quotes)

Enjoy these quotes from “The Twelve Chairs’/”Двена́дцать сту́льев» [Dvenadtsat’ stul’yev], the famous satirical novel by the Soviet authors Ilf and Petrov. Every Russian loves the main characters Ostap Bender and Kisa Vorobyaninov. Every Russians know these quotes by heart, and use them in everyday communication. Enjoy reading them and have fun.