Lab Results - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Subscribe to Explosm! ► Well, Mr. Watson, we have your lab results back. And, well... Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on since 2005! Credits: Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick Featuring Kevin Murphy Directed By: Rob DenBleyker, Joel Watson Screenplay By: Rob DenBleyker, Dave McElfatrick Story By: Rob DenBleyker, Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson, Joel Watson, Michael Rousselet, Heather DenBleyker Voice Actors: Kevin Murphy - Doctor Animation Director: Bill Jones Animation: Bill Jones Character Design: Jerald Lewis Background Art: Shawn Coss Animatic: Chelsea Kubesh Editor: Thaddeus Grant Fenton Assistant Editor: Taylor Ransom Sound FX: Ben Governale Assistant Sound Design: Samm Barrett Music Arranged By: Steve Lehmann Supervising Producer: Derek Miller, Greg Slagel Produced By: Adam Nusrallah Production Managers: Lowbrow Studios - Mike Parker Production Assistants: Lorraine Bett, Autumn Netherton Lyrics: DOCTOR Well, Mr. Watson, we have your lab results back. And, well... You’ve got... Norovirus, hepatitis, tendinitis, syphilis, And salmonella, sickle cell, a rash we don’t know what it is, And toxoplasma, super asthma, better go call Make-A-Wish. You haven’t got much longer and I haven’t finished half my list! Your brain’s arthritic, blood’s acidic, dick hole trickles pickle juice, Your pancreas is gangrenous, my God please never reproduce! You’re seizure prone and every bone inside your body’s cancerous. Your joints go backwards, and I lack words to explain how bad this is! (spoken) Except for these words! Your taint’s inflamed, your anus sprained, your every vein is clogged with plaque, Your spine’s a wreck, your throat’s infected from your neck down to your crack! And all your poop is filled with lupus, All your shit is out of whack! Your heart’s diseased and full of bees a single breeze could end your measly- Life and also measles, weevils, fecal beetles, fetal alcoholic syndrome, chronic symptoms common to medieval people, Your nose is blown, your back is thrown, your cells have unknown chromosomes, And kidney stones and loads of Crohns and toenail cheese and pubic fleas and leaky knees, and athlete’s feet, and trucker’s butt, one twisted nut, your liver sucks, with any luck you’ll kick the bucket soon enooooough, Also you’re deaf.