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Song is available for download at After a man dies he finds himself in the presence god, only to find that he had worshiped the wrong god his whole life. Verse I There once was a man a god fearing Christian He lived in the burbs with his wife and his kids and His dogs picket fence guns and religion He’d kiss them goodbye off to his cubical prison But his Prius had a head on collision... with an expedition When he awoke he saw what surely waits For us all glowing white pearly gates Then god spoke to him he heard his grace He said “Are you worthy of this unearthly place?“ “Yes lord, I accepted Christ as my savior Every Christmas we always put out the manger.“ Then god interrupted him and the whole sky Was a blaze with the fire of his anger God said, “You’ve worshiped a false god For I am the merciful Allah I gave you signs but you chose to ignore the truth You chose to knell in those horrid pews I sent you my prophet I sent you Muhammad I sent you the Holy Koran but you ignored the news.“ Ho