Senator Armstrong talking about cats

Ladies and gentlemen, Today I address you with a passionate speech about why every person needs cats. I say this with the same fervor and conviction with which I call for the renewal of our country and the pursuit of freedom. Imagine a world where every person has a cat by their side. In this world, cats would embody true freedom. They do not conform to any restrictions or committees. They move at their own pace, allowing us to seek our own uniqueness and self-expression. Cats bring forth a complete system of justice. They do not rely on bureaucracy or impotent lawyers. Instead, they demonstrate that power and justice should be in the hands of the people. Cats teach us to think and act freely, without limitations or oppression. Yes, to hell with all the distracting internet brawls and empty talk about trivialities. Cats remind us that it is important to focus on the present, on actions that change the world for the better. They show us that the strong can and should choose their own destiny and shape their lives according to their desires. Cats also act as saviors for our ailing souls and decaying America. They bring simplicity, sincerity, and unwavering love into our lives. They restore greatness and defiance to our existence. Cats teach us to discard all that is unnecessary and start anew, to ignite the flames of change and be reborn stronger and greater. So, ladies and gentlemen, I urge you to open your hearts to cats and embrace them. Allow them to become a bridge to freedom and transformation in our society. Together with cats, we can create a new America where every person is free and able to choose their own destiny. Let us believe in the power of cats and the greatness they can bring into our lives. Let us ignite the flames of change and revive as a nation. Let us restore America to its true grandeur and glory! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, and may cats always be with us on this path to freedom and rejuvenation!
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