Pictures of Your Dick - Rachel Bloom

A more realistic breakup song about love, loss and dicks. Originally featured on . BUY RACHEL’S ALBUM: BUY T-SHIRTS: Starring Rachel Bloom Featuring Greg Burke Written by Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen Directed by Dan Gregor Edited by Greg Burke Piano by Rachel Bloom and Jerome Kurtenbach Song Produced by Jack Dolgen Special thanks to Tim Curcio Website: Twitter: Facebook: Lyrics: Baby, when you left me For another girl You know you broke my heart And shattered my whole world. We had a love I thought was true Can’t you see, baby I’m lost without you. ’Cause all I can do is lay around And post pictures of your dick on the internet All I can do is sit and cry. Now all l I can do is lay around And post pictures of your tiny dick on the internet All I can do is sit and cry. All I can do is cry. The house is so empty Since you’ve gone away. But last night I found the tux You wore on Valentine’s Day. I hugged it tight (it smelled like you) Then I photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick. Now all I can do is lay around And post pictures of your fancy dick on the internet. All I can do is sit and cry. All I do is lay around And add a speech bubble that says, “Cheerio, I’m Tim’s tiny dick on the way to a party, pip pip!“ All I can do is sit and cry. All I can do is- I saw you on the street the other day I smiled and said “Hey Tim- you look good.“ And you said, “Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet! You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you fucking insane bitch!“ Now all I can do is lay around And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it’s a lost puppy. All I can do is sit and cry. Now all I can do is lay around And write “Lost Dick. Answers to the name ’Tim’s Tiny Dick.’“ All I can do is cry.