Breaking the Cold War with Bad Translations

I took Wikipedia’s Timeline of the Cold War and ran it through google translate 50 times using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result. MUSIC: Heavy Water - Hearts of Iron IV Battle in the Base - Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater March of the Defenders - Hearts of Iron IV European Intrigue - Red Alert 3 Marshland - MGS Peace Walker Red Bread - Team Fortress 2 Lying in Wait - Red Alert 3 Afghanistan’s a Big Place - MGSV Soviet Anthem - Real Life subscription and thumb thank