I wanted to be your friend. I knew it wasn’t possible. Sometimes a guy just wants the impossible.

KATHLEEN: I know this is a little late to be asking but are you married? JOE: Am I married? What kind of question is that? How can you ask me that? Don’t you know me at all? Oh, wait, I get it. Your friends are saying the reason we haven’t met is I’m married. Am I right?