Killer Queen!

PRRBBTT! The castle is under attack! I must get outside to protect the Dimwits. Scat, Simpleton, you stunned skunk. I alone possess the skill to protect this land. All shall bow to my ferocity. Cannon to the right of me! Cannon to the left of me, Cannon in front of me, volley’d and thundr’d. The onslaught could surely result in the world’s complete destruction, or, I dare speak it, a delayed nap! Then where would we be. I can’t bring myself to imagine it. Also, you’re welcome. Queen Shoshobeans