“THE PAY RAISE“ 😂 #shorts #funnyjokes #jokes #funny #laughing
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The Joke 🤣👇:
Maria was a 19 year old maid , who worked for a wealthy Californian couple.
She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss, Mrs. Darcy, for a pay increase.
Mrs. Darcy was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase!?”
Maria replies, “Well señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.”
“The first is that I iron better than you.”
Mrs. Darcy asks, “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria answers, “Your husband said so.”
“Oh.”
Maria continues, “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Mrs. Darcy scoffs, “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria answers, “Your husband did.” .
Maria finishes, “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Mrs. Darcy shouted: “Did my husband say that as well!?”
Maria grins,
“No señora, the gardener did. I’d like that pay rise now.”
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