Beetlejuice The Musical - The Whole Being Dead Thing - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: HEY, FOLKS! BEGGIN’ YOUR PARDON ’SCUSE ME! SORRY TO BARGE IN NOW LET’S SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE Y’KNOW, BEIN’ DEAD THING YOU’RE DOOMED ENJOY THE SINGIN’ THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES IS SWINGIN’ AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGIN’ I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF THE WHOLE BEIN’ DEAD THING DEATH CAN GET A PERSON STRESSED WE SHOULD HAVE CARPE’D WAY MORE DIEMS NOW WE’RE NEVER GONNA SEE ’EM! I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT COMES NEXT SO, DON’T BE FREAKED STAY IN YOUR SEATS I DO THIS BULLSHIT LIKE, EIGHT TIMES A WEEK SO, JUST RELAX, YOU’LL BE FINE DRINK YOUR FIFTY-DOLLAR WINE AND TAKE A BREATH YOU’RE... YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE... ON THE OTHER SIDE... DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! I’LL... I’LL BE YOUR GUIDE... TO THE OTHER SIDE... EVERYBODY GETS ON FINE HERE LIKE RODGERS, HART AND HAMMERSTEIN HERE THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM HAS NO LINE HERE JUST PEE WHERE YOU WANT THE WHOLE BEIN’ DEAD THING YOU’RE JUST GONNA LOVE THE FOLKS HERE YEAH, I KNOW YOU’RE WOKE BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE, A TON OF COKE HERE THE WHOLE, MMM... YEAH THE WHOLE BEIN’ DEAD THING NOBODY IS BULLETPROOF I WORK OUT, I EAT CLEAN JESUS, PASS THE DRAMAMINE TIME TO FACE THE BRUTAL TRUTH ’CAUSE WE’RE ALL ON A HIT LIST MIGHT NOT LIVE ’TIL CHRISTMAS CHOKE TO DEATH ON TRISCUITS HEY, THAT’S JUST STATISTICS SO, TAKE A LITTLE BREAK HERE KINDA LIKE A WAKE HERE THE SCENERY IS FAKE HERE BUT THERE’S A GIANT SNAKE HERE YOU’RE... YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE, THANK YOU! ON THE OTHER SIDE HOW YOU DOIN’ OH, NOT GOOD! BA-BA-BA-BA BE-BO-BOO-BAP-BOOP! I’LL... HEY! I’LL BE YOUR GUIDE TO THE OTHER SIDE... SERIOUSLY, THOUGH THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT DEATH Spoken... IF YOU DIE WHILE LISTENIN’ TO THIS ALBUM IT’S STILL GONNA KEEP PLAYIN’ Resume Singing... THAT’S THE THING WITH LIFE NO ONE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE TOSS THAT BODY IN THE PIT GOSH, IT’S AWFUL AIN’T IT TRAGIC BLAH-BLAH, BIBLE JESUS MAGIC WHEN YOU’RE DEAD WHO GIVES A SHIT NO PILATES, NO MORE YOGA NAMASTE, YOU FREAKIN’ POSERS FROM THE CRADLE TO CREMATION DEATH JUST NEEDS A LITTLE CONVERSATION I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF TEARIN’ CONVENTION APART SO, HOW ABOUT WE ALL MAKE A START ON THE WHOLE BEIN’ DEAD THING GOD, I HOPE YOU’RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH!