Don’t laugh = win millions. Laugh once = die instantly. Would you do it?
Welcome to the world of Lumpypastas. Slightly braindead tales brought to you by me, Lumpy. My goal is to treat these stories as seriously as possible. The stories themselves, well... they tend to get a little silly.
I have a second story recorded and currently being edited. I’d love to keep doing these, so please share Lumpypastas with your pals!
Maybe at some point I’ll take story suggestions, even viewer scripts. For now though, lets just see how these first few videos do.
Captions by @Bloops
Memes edited by @TheBootyBouncer
Script:
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The carpet beneath my feet.. it was soaked in the blood, t-the mulch from the other contestants.
Calm. Down.
I shook my head and I took a deep breath. I’m different. Nothing ever makes me laugh. I’m not afraid of the ‘funniest in the world’.
Try all you want to crack me up, it’s not gonna work.
Applause all around me. The show was about to begin.
‘Bring it on, you son of a b*tch.’ I muttered under my breath. I was ready.
Onstage, a figure was suddenly illuminated by a spotlight. He stepped forward, giving me a little wave.
“I’m Comedy Man” he said.
“And this… is pis$ routine.”
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