Park County Pee Wee Hockey Team vs Detroit Red Wings - SOUTH PARK

Nelson loses all hope after Stan’s pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings. “Stanley’s Cup“ S10 Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Shop official South Park merch: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS10 INT. HOCKEY RINK - IN THE ANNOUNCER’S BOOTH -- CONTINUOUS Two announcers in the slick booth speaking towards camera. ANNOUNCER It’s a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period. WIDE SHOT - HOCKEY RINK ANNOUNCER Your attention please, for this third and final period the Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Park County Pee Wee Hockey team. Cut to the Red Wings’ side of the the ice as they file behind the box. Then to Stan’s side as the Pee Wee Kids try to get in the box, two of them falling down. IN THE AUDIENCE - Random people we’ve never seen before sit and settle in to watch the final period. ON THE ICE - The two teams go to center ice for the face off. The puck dropper stands between a big Red Wing player and Billy, who can barely hod his stick. The WHISTLE BLOWS and the puck drops. The game starts and the Red Wings don’t let up at all. They play their best game, knocking the kids down and running them over. A Red Wing Player checks Mickey into the glass, almost killing him. CROWD OHO! STAN JESUS CHRIST!!!! A Red Wing skates toward Billy who is playing goalie. Another Red Wing checks Morgan into the glass. The fans seem to like it. CROWD HOOO!! STAN STOP!!! STOP THIS!!! The ref comes in, blows the whistle. CROWD AWWWWWW!!!! MAN IN STANDS LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY! CROWD LET THEM PLAY! Cut to another part of the crowd where Randy is with Sharon. ANGLE - on the ice - one ref skates up to the other as they listen to the crowd -- CROWD LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY! One ref shrugs and blows his whistle. CROWD (BIG CHEER) The Red Wings shoot a goal and the lights go off. Sammy is laying on the ice, hurt. A Red Wing Player skates up to him and kicks him in the head. SAMMY UGH! From the box, Stan can’t believe it. STAN Hey! CAN THEY DO THAT?!! One of the red wings is holding Ike down on the ice and PUNCHING him in the face. IKE OW!! NO!! AGH!! ANGLE - A red wing shoot the puck super fast. ANGLE - The puck smacks into a kid’s face, knocking his teeth out - blood flies everywhere. KID AHGHGH! ANGLE - A red wing shoots into the net. ANGLE - Another red wing shoots into the net. Shots get faster and faster - more shots of red wings shooting into the net as time goes by. MORE shots of red wings shooting into the net. Finally the clock ticks down to 0:00 and the BUZZER sounds. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS starts to play again. Stan stands in his box, incredulous. STAN What the FUCK?!?! IN THE AUDIENCE - Stan’s dad freaks out again as Sharon holds him back. STAN’S DAD NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!! NOOO!!!!! Little Morgan is laying on the ice in front of Stan, he barely manages to pick his head up off the ice with blood coming down from his mouth. MORGAN I hate you coach... I hate you... Back to Stan in his box as some crowd are visible leaving in the glass behind him. One Avs fan bangs on the glass - Stan turns and the guy angrily flips him off. Hans and the Red Wing Coach approach each other. RED WINGS COACH Thank you, Dad. HANS I’m proud of you boy. They embrace. On the ice - the Red Wings are now pouring champagne over each other and hugging and dancing. INT. HOSPITAL -- NIGHT Little Nelson is watching the Red Wing’s victory on TV. NELSON No hope... no hope... He dies - DEEEEEEEEEEEET.
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