how do we know what’s mainline? (We Didn’t Start the Fire parody)

“how many Super Mario games are there now?“ survey [ ] Game & Watch, Donkey Kong DK again except it’s wrong electrocuting baby apes arcade game wasn’t first hours stomping Koopas baby monkey algebra pesticide, Punch Ball this foreman is the worst briefly on the same page PC port with different stages sweaters and comedians referee in Punch-Out!! Doki Doki or just “2“ kijetesantakalu Mario’s inside the paddle extra lives are hearts now how do we know what’s mainline? everything is senseless cause there’s no consensus how do we know what’s mainline? if Super’s in the title means the game is vital doesn’t have a “level 1“ Princess Toadstool’s Castle Run Print World, slot machine it’s called a Rainbow Road balls level, spikey ants Super Famicom enhanced Marioless platformers all toasters toast toast Yoshi turns into a car Legend of the Seven Stars Bowser in the Fire Sea stole the Super Happy Tree Rareware furry mascot race Luigi wins standing in place this Kong has a funny face Fighting Polygon Team how do we know what’s mainline? everything is senseless cause there’s no consensus how do we know what’s mainline? if Super’s in the title means the game is vital Waluigi, Lady Bow doctor versus Wario vacuum all the fifty Boos what’s this icky paint-like goop? Toadette, bongos, Jimmy T Card e-Reader DLC Beanbean Kingdom, Pinball Land Switch Star on the Island don’t have as many friends as you Korokoro Party 2 Vibe Scepter, New Soup marching Minis, shooting hoops go to hell before you die Itadaki, Honeyclimb Captain Rainbow, Yellow Toad try Unit Converter mode how do we know what’s mainline? everything is senseless cause there’s no consensus how do we know what’s mainline? if Super’s in the title means the game is vital Supermassive Galaxy $30 SNES release Tail Tree, Coin World they’re “New“ but they’re the same New Super Luigi U Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games Skipsqueak, Blockstepper Pink Gold Peach, Treasure Tracker Rhythm Heaven Megamix BABYMETAL, Soundfrog how do we know what’s mainline? everything is senseless cause there’s no consensus how do we know what’s mainline? if Super’s in the title means the game is vital Maker got released again amiibo Challenge, Remix 10 Kart Arcade GP VR you know you’re my superstar Spirit Board, Super Crown holding stone blocks weighs you down Dr. Fire Rosalina Baby Mario (Koala) 3D All-Stars, 35 origami, Kart Live potted Cat Piranha Plants Super Mushroom Chest DX Talking Flowers, Outmaway yuri curtsy microgame Kung Fu Peach, Pâtissière how many Super Mario games are there? how do we know what’s mainline? everything is senseless cause there’s no consensus how do we know what’s mainline? this never will be done the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on how do we know what’s mainline? everything is senseless cause there’s no consensus how do we know what’s mainline? if Super’s in the title means the game is vital how do we know what’s mainline? everything is senseless cause there’s no consensus how do we know what’s mainline? if Super’s in the title means the game is vital how do we know what’s mainline?