Cutesy Couple Christmas Card

It’s funny how a little font choice makes all the difference. A few months later, when they sent out their wedding invitations, they came on beautiful parchments made out of sheaths of reclaimed driftwood (since they both love the beach), and the words were handwritten in resplendent India ink. Unfortunately, the font they gave to the calligrapher was known as “I Give It A Year,“ so their wedding was a disaster and they divorced 11 months and 30 days later.