Throw away your bell and meet the Trail Chicken™ | The Timber Bell and Spurcycle killer has arrived.

Bells are sooooo last year. It’s time to throw yours away and step up your game. Ride safer, ride with the Trail Chicken™ and ditch your Timber Bell, Spurcycle, Knog, Incredibell or other inferior noisemaker. Guaranteed to bring harmony to the trails and annoyance to many dogs.* Camera setup: Gopro Hero 7 Black GoPro Karma Grip gimbal GoPro Karma Grip Extension Cable Stuntman chest mount Gopro Hero 8 Black JOBY GorillaPod 3K (*for those folks who are really thick, this is a parody. It’s sad that this even needs to be stated but, you know, there’s always that one guy...)