Hello Phosphine My Old Friend

A song about triphenylphosphine oxide. The Journal of Immaterial Science is a satirical, open access journal publishing fictional scientific papers in all fields. Our articles are free to read on facebook, reddit and twitter. You can also find our templates there, for those intrepid souls who want to try their hand at writing satire. Submissions should be sent to @. Facebook: Reddit: Twitter: J. Immat. Sci. first edition PDF: Lyrics: Hello phosphine my old friend I’ve oxidised you once again Because a spectrum softly is creeping Left its signals and now I’m weeping And that spectrum that is planted in my brain Brings me pain Within the sound Of science You dissolved in acetone So then I left you all alone ‘Cause they say that you are air stable Just sitting on my l