Shit Android Users Say

Office - Oh there’s your problem ... it’s an iPhone Cafe - How did you even get here using Apple maps? Shop - Nah, I got a ’Droid Office - Why is your screen so small? Sofa - It doubles as a portable drive Magazine - And I didn’t even need to jailbreak it glasses - Oh, I love this widget Office - I can hold it any way, and I still get full reception Cafe - Full reception Office- Full reception Dungeon - I can play slot cars in my dungeon and I still get full reception Cafe- Cheap Street- So Cheap Sofa - Che