B*tches in Bookshops (based on Jay Z and Kanye West’s “N*ggas in Paris“)

Lyrics: Read so hard librarians tryin’ ta FINE me­, They can’t identify me, Checked in with a pseudonym, so I guess you can say I’m Mark Twaining. Read so hard, I’m not lazy. Go on Goodreads, so much rated. Fountainhead, on my just read, gave it four stars, and then changed it. Read so hard, I’m literary. Goosebumps series, TOO SCARY! Animal Farm, Jane Eyre Barnes Nobles, Foursquare it No TV, I read instead Got lotsa Bills, but not bread BURROUGHS , GOLDING, SHAKESPEARE -- all dead Read so hard, got paper cuts On trains while you’re playin’ connect the dots All these blisters from turning pages Read so hard, I’m seeing spots Your Sudoku just can’t compare Nor Angry Birds cos lookit here My Little Birds is getting stares (pause) This print’s rare. Read so hard, I memorize, The Illiad... I know lines. Watch me spit, cl